Cholesterol Critic Pillows

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Health Foods

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

'Now that's more like it.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'