Cholesterol Critic T-Shirts

"Darn it, Melvin, you've eaten all the cholesterol!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Health Foods

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

'Now that's more like it.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'