Cholesterol Curator Prints

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'You look exactly like your website.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'