Cholesterol Enthusiast Prints

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

'How much eating time do I have left?'

'You have to get your cholesterol down - Stop sucking eggs.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize. Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service