Cholesterol Curator Gifts

Looking for a witty and thoughtful gift for a cholesterol curator? Our collection celebrates those who monitor health with a creative twist. Perfect for health enthusiasts with a sense of humor, our items blend comedy and wellness, making every moment of health management a bit more fun. Whether they’re a healthcare professional, a nutrition tweaker, or just someone proud of their health journey, find the perfect token of appreciation or motivation to add some personality to their daily routine.

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'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

from $19.00

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

from $19.00

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen." mockup

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

from $19.00

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

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Good Cholesterol.

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Sawdust.

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'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.' mockup

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

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"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!" mockup

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

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'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.' mockup

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

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'What about the cholesterol?'

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Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.' mockup

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

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'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.' mockup

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

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'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'. mockup

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

from $19.00

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol' mockup

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

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'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.' mockup

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

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'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!' mockup

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

from $19.00

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health. mockup

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

from $19.00

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.' mockup

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

from $19.00

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

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'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!' mockup

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

from $19.00

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol. mockup

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

from $19.00

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests. mockup

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

from $19.00

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol." mockup

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

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"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?" mockup

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

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'You look exactly like your website.' mockup

'You look exactly like your website.'

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'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.' mockup

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

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'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.' mockup

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

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'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.' mockup

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

from $19.00

Cholesterol Curator Gifts Collection

Cholesterol Curator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty designs for cholesterol curators—perfect for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.

Cholesterol Curator Pillows

Discover witty and cozy pillows for the cholesterol curator—ideal for adding personality to their living or work space.

Cholesterol Curator Prints

Browse our vibrant prints celebrating health and humor—perfect for brightening up any room with a creative touch.

Cholesterol Curator T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts designed for cholesterol curators—great for making a playful health statement while staying stylish.