Breakfast Racer Prints

The rally driver's breakfast

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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Toastquest!

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Punkcakes

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Hey, milk!'