Bedtime Brawler Gifts

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Stop hogging the sheets

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

The End is Night

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

The merger has been called off

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'