Bedtime Brawler Prints

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

The merger has been called off

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'Memo to the wife...'

'It's bad enough losing to a takeover bid, but when it's your wife who takes over....'