Bedtime Bouncer Prints

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"No. You turn over."

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Bouncer.

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Almost done.'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'