Bird Bouncer Prints

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

You have had enough

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

Various Birds of Pray.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.