Bedtime Fun Lover Gifts

'Memo to the wife...'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I'll take him.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Peekaboo!'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"On your left."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Fairtale prosecutions.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Ball pit

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Sleeping masks

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'