Bedtime Fun Lover Pillows

'Memo to the wife...'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I'll take him.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'Peekaboo!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"On your left."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Fairtale prosecutions.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Ball pit

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Sleeping masks

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'