Bedtime Story Lover Pillows

'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Ferry tales.

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

Wolf in bed.

'Are you sure Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear? He sounds like a corporate accountant.'

'... and they lived co-dependently ever after...'

'You're saying these slippers were made of GLASS?! I'm sorry, Father, but as far as I'm concerned, this story has lost all credibility.'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Beware of closet vikings

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Fairtale prosecutions.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'I know you called me ten minutes ago! That's when I started coming up...'

Candle

'Too bad the wolf wasn't an orthodox Jew.'

"..and with one swipe of his paw, baby bear decapitated Golidlocks"

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"My doctor sad I need to concentrate on a monotone to get to sleep. Tell me about your day."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'Sleeping Beauty... The sequel.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

''This little piggy went to market?' -- That's supposed to get me in the mood to go to sleep?'

''This little piggy went to market?' -- That's supposed to get me in the mood to go to sleep?'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Reading in bed.

'Tell me that one about the three little Bobbies!'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"