Bedtime Buddy Pillows

"Tonight, let's not do the thing where you snore and kick up your hind legs in your sleep."

"Which side do you want?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"C'mon. Get off the bed."

Late night teddy reading

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'She's just great with the children.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I'll take him.'

"Well did he?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'