Bedtime Rebel Gifts

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Father nursing his sick child

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"Which side do you want?"

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

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A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

I'm on Break.

Teeth out for a soak.