Bedtime Rebel Mugs

Oh, please, I can see the glow – no phones in bed!

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Father nursing his sick child

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Stop hogging the sheets

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

The End is Night

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

"Which side do you want?"

More New Cereals For Kids

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

I'm on Break.

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'