Bedtime Warrior Mugs

'I am not putting a foot in there until you do something about those bed bugs!'

Man Sleeping - YYYWAITFORIT

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Pull an all-nighter?

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The modern generation!

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Father nursing his sick child

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Quicksands of time

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Sleeping masks

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"