Sleep Rebel Mugs

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Unrest Area.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'I hate Christmas!'

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Bassoonist cherub.

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'