Sleep Rebel Pillows

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Unrest Area.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I hate Christmas!'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Bassoonist cherub.

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'