Sunday Rebel Pillows

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

A souped up car...

"I beg to differ."

Rugby Player

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I hate Christmas!'

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Chess bowling.

Total Scum Block

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"