Sunday Rebel Gifts

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

A souped up car...

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I beg to differ."

Rugby Player

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Life is About Learning

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I hate Christmas!'

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

"It's important to be authentic"

Michael Schumacher

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Total Scum Block

Chess bowling.

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"