Morning Rebel Gifts

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Take back the morning.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I really got used to working from home."

100k Desert Crawl

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'