Breakfast Rebels Gifts

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

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Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"Fridge-to-table"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."