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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Blog Breakdown

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Fridge-to-table"

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"