Breakfast Brigade Gifts

"Say when."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pastry Hat

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Have you got your make up on yet?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Bagel problems.

Brownie Points

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Toastquest!

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Missing sock

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."