Breakfast Brigade Pillows

"Say when."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pastry Hat

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Toastquest!

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Brownie Points

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Missing sock

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"