It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!
Baking Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift for the baking rebel who loves to defy culinary conventions? Our collection captures their creative, rebellious spirit with humorous and stylish items. Ideal for bakers who mix a little mischief into their mixing bowls, these unique products showcase their passion and personality. Whether it’s a bold mug, a statement t-shirt, or an eye-catching print, these gifts speak to their love of baking without conforming to the usual. Make their stand-out style clear with our playful designs that turn everyday kitchen essentials into personal declarations of culinary independence.
"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Thou Shalt Not!
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
Garlic Free Zone.
Lockdown casserole
'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'
Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing
"Valet park only"
"We'll start with the dessert menu."
Chocs away.
'and then stand in dish for two hours.'
Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
"I'm unable to process this image."
"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"
'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'
Blog Breakdown
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."
'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'
Recipes.
'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'
'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'
'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'
'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'
"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."
"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"
Baking Rebel Gifts Collection
Baking Rebel Mugs
Looking for a bold gift for your baking rebel? Check out our collection of witty mugs that celebrate their unique baking style and rebellious attitude.
Baking Rebel Pillows
Bring personality into their space with our playful pillows, perfect for the baking rebel who loves to decorate with a bit of attitude.
Baking Rebel Prints
Decorate their home with our eye-catching prints that showcase the rebellious spirit of baking outsiders and creatives alike.
Baking Rebel T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your baking rebel. Our humorous and stylish designs make a statement in and out of the kitchen.