Morning Rebel Pillows

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Take back the morning.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I really got used to working from home."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I'm unable to process this image."

100k Desert Crawl

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Recipes.