Meal Prep Rebel Pillows

"Fridge-to-table"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

Horn of Leftovers

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Valet park only"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Blog Breakdown

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'