Meal Prep Maverick Pillows

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Horn of Leftovers

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"Fridge-to-table"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

A spider meal prepping

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Starmer - Just eat less.

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'