Meal Prep Maverick Pillows

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Horn of Leftovers

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Fridge-to-table"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

A spider meal prepping

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''