Modern Rebel Pillows

'He's a rebel without a cause.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Mainstream

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"I beg to differ."

Hipster Police Department

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Cowpunk

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

The oldest swinger in town.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Reading

"What do the know!"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Punk Rock

Dirty Old Man