Radio Rebel Gifts

'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Feelings towards radios - Hands throwing a radio out of a window

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"Great! You're hired."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Grotesque & Rude: Rush Limbaugh opens his mouth again!

'I don't need you anymore. I've discovered talk radio!'

'If you don't like rap, you could just change the station.'

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'

"It's not necessary that we agree on a radio station."

'-and now, everyone's favourite!'

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

Feelings towards radios #6 Radio about to be blown up.

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

Welcome to Newscorp, Mrs. Cohen. Stuff it, Murdoch! Neither I nor the Ask Sadie Radio Hour will ever be a shill for your deplorable @#$% corporate message! Adorable. Unless your message is one of anger and judgment.

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

Introducing: The Sadie Cohen and Rudy Park Radio Hour! No @#$% way. Do over or die! Introducing: The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with her wimpy materialistic loser sidekick? Catchy. Do over!

Pilot test #1: The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with co-host Rudy Park. Today's topic: Why I despise having a co-host forced upon me by @#$% executives at corporate headquarters. I disagree. What? What did you say?!! They told me just to disagree with whatever you say. I'm going to !@#$ kill them and !@#$ you!!! Better than I'd hoped.

This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: At least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!

"Sorry. I was listening to Car Talk during surgery."

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

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Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I really got used to working from home."