Rap Rebel Gifts

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I gotta be me!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Blues artis's daily list

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Joe Henry

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Rugby Player

Rap-Nav.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"