Rhythm Rebel Gifts

Blues artis's daily list

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Levon Helm

So … Mort … you must be excited about those Trump people getting indicted. What a wonderful rhyme. Which brings to mind a rap I jotted down for this very occasion … (ahem) … They blighted, they ignited, got spotlighted, but denied it. They gaslighted, disinvited press ... 'cause they spied they mess ... like Eliot Ness ... Y'know ... that's actually not half bad. Boom! ... Indicted! Smited!!! ... peace out, Manafort.

The art of wrapping.

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

The dangers of drumming.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Drummer

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Musical genres

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Dave Brubeck

Hipster Police Department

Nick Cave.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.