Rhythm Renegade Gifts

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Learn-to-dance pants.

Skeleton Drummer

Dancer entangled in his partner's dress

'I play it to kill time.'

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Hiding the electronics.

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

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The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Levon Helm

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Musical Mestizo.

Bill Tilden

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Mary Quant.

Late again.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis