The Rhythm Rebel Gifts

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

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Musical genres

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Dave Brubeck

Nick Cave.

Lou Reed

Joan Jett

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Let's rock!'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Kurt Cobain

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Cowpunk

Candles on Drum

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Levon Helm

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'