Rhythm Rebel Pillows

Blues artis's daily list

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Levon Helm

The art of wrapping.

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

The dangers of drumming.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Drummer

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical genres

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hipster Police Department

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Cowpunk

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Candles on Drum