Rhyme Rebel Pillows

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

Blues artis's daily list

Joe Henry

The Bare Minimum

Heart to heart talk.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hipster Police Department

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Levon Helm

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'