Rhythm Rebels Pillows

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Musical Mestizo.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Blues artis's daily list

Musical genres

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Dave Brubeck

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Levon Helm

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Cowpunk

Candles on Drum

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.