Rhythm Rebels Mugs

"They'd stop if we told them rap was poetry."

Musical Mestizo.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Blues artis's daily list

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Musical genres

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Candles on Drum

Levon Helm

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'I play it to kill time.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

The oldest swinger in town.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.