Rhyme Rebel Prints

If you can't do the time, don't make the rhyme. The Poetic Justice System.

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

Blues artis's daily list

Joe Henry

Heart to heart talk.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

The Bare Minimum

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Lou Reed

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Hipster Police Department

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

Levon Helm

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Kurt Cobain

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"This isn't how the story went at all."