Radio Rebels Gifts

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Blues artis's daily list

"I really got used to working from home."

Joe Henry

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Kurt Cobain

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Levon Helm

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Musical Mestizo.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

The oldest swinger in town.

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Classic vs Rock

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe