Room Rebel Pillows

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Do not think outside the box!

The Bare Minimum

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Heart to heart talk.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!