Desk Rebel Pillows

"We're tunnelling out after lunch – pass it on."

In basket-case.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Overworked in the office

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Office Park

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

Office zombie.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

The Boss.

"Time to do it in!"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."