Rent Rebel Pillows

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I really got used to working from home."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Rugby Player

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

The Threat of AI

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Bike Lane

'Next.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure

I don't care if all your friends are having it done