Room Rebel Gifts

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Lord Byron

Fishbowl rebellion.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Cake Escape

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Do not think outside the box!

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Heart to heart talk.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

The Bare Minimum

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'