Indoor Rebel Gifts

'She doesn't like you smoking indoors, does she?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I gotta be me!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

I did it my way.

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Pirates at the mall.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Executive Lifestyle

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Office with a fake suggestion box.

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

Anti-Saxophone

'Those responsible for setting the cafeteria ablaze while burning you in effigy have yet to step forward, sir.'

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.

'Alright, alright... go ahead and have a pony tail!'

"But this is the way we've always done it."