Indoor Rebel Prints

'She doesn't like you smoking indoors, does she?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I gotta be me!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

I did it my way.

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Pirates at the mall.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Executive Lifestyle

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'Alright, alright... go ahead and have a pony tail!'

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.

Office with a fake suggestion box.

Anti-Saxophone

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Those responsible for setting the cafeteria ablaze while burning you in effigy have yet to step forward, sir.'

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'