Rebel Inside Gifts

Fishbowl rebellion.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."