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Chef's duel.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

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"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Department Battles

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."